TOP TEN WAYS TO ANNOY EXTREME LEFT WING GREENS

Since the Extreme Left Wing Greens have declared dogs as harmful to the planet I thought that we might list a few ways to drive them as crazy as they sometimes drive us.

TOP TEN WAYS TO ANNOY EXTREME LEFT WING GREENS

#10. Invite all of your Extreme Environmental friends over for Chilean Sea Bass and serve Peruvian frog legs instead.

#9. Eat a lot of cabbage before visiting an Extreme Green friend and smile as you pass Methane.

#8. Have a Tupperwear party for all of your Extreme Environmental friends and pass out tubes of #173 Sun block, stating that it’s your solution to Global Warming.

#7. Send all of your Extreme Left Wing Green friends bumper stickers proclaiming " Left Wing Greens-Carbon Gone Bad."

#6. Feed your dog a steak once a week and call all of your Extreme Green friends and describe how much it enjoyed the treat.

#5. At a party inform all of your Extreme Green friends that you see no reason to conserve water since the polar ice melt is providing plenty for the future.

#4. Run an ad in an environmental magazine advertising "CO2 Generators-10% off"

#3. Invite all of your Extreme Left Wing Green friends over for a slushy party featuring slushies made from Arctic Sea Ice flown in for the occasion.

#2. Invite all of your Extreme Left Wing Green friends over to see your new polar bear rug.

#1. Attend an Earth Day rally and pass out bumper stickers proclaiming "Al Gore for Chief Dog Catcher."

Thanks to Mert Greif for his contributions for part of the above.