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This is a post from June 2008 on another site. The writer was obviously ahead of his time. Click on my green link just ahead. Great fun to read. "Al Gore announces that Global Warming on Earth is responsible for declining Sun Spot activity. Warns of 'dire' consequences."

HUNDREDS GATHER TO PROTEST GLOBAL WARMING (Click to enlarge picture)

TOP TEN WAYS TO ANNOY EXTREME LEFT WING GREENS

Since the Extreme Left Wing Greens have declared dogs as harmful to the planet I thought that we might list a few ways to drive them as crazy as they sometimes drive us.

TOP TEN WAYS TO ANNOY EXTREME LEFT WING GREENS

#10. Invite all of your Extreme Environmental friends over for Chilean Sea Bass and serve Peruvian frog legs instead.

#9. Eat a lot of cabbage before visiting an Extreme Green friend and smile as you pass Methane.

#8. Have a Tupperwear party for all of your Extreme Environmental friends and pass out tubes of #173 Sun block, stating that it’s your solution to Global Warming.

#7. Send all of your Extreme Left Wing Green friends bumper stickers proclaiming " Left Wing Greens-Carbon Gone Bad."

#6. Feed your dog a steak once a week and call all of your Extreme Green friends and describe how much it enjoyed the treat.

#5. At a party inform all of your Extreme Green friends that you see no reason to conserve water since the polar ice melt is providing plenty for the future.

#4. Run an ad in an environmental magazine advertising "CO2 Generators-10% off"

#3. Invite all of your Extreme Left Wing Green friends over for a slushy party featuring slushies made from Arctic Sea Ice flown in for the occasion.

#2. Invite all of your Extreme Left Wing Green friends over to see your new polar bear rug.

#1. Attend an Earth Day rally and pass out bumper stickers proclaiming "Al Gore for Chief Dog Catcher."

Thanks to Mert Greif for his contributions for part of the above.

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